Remember how I talked to you about Tampa Bay’s Mardi Gras? Well…it happened last Saturday. As expected, a good 90% of my crew members were so wasted by noon (note: Parade started at 1 PM)…that I could barely get any beads this year *insert extremely sad face here* In fact, it is an odd record for me, who always walks out with hundreds (without having to flash boobies or booty – yay for me!). So it was a bit dim…except for the mere two hours I was a bit tipsy…so…to desribe the day in a few words and shots…
Gasparilla Pregame Party
The Invasion Parade
Only about 6 out of about 60 people made it to the parade with me, all we did was watch some canon balls being fired and ate delicious one-foot corndogs. Ahhh, the highlight of my day:
There were some sexy sightings, though!
Aftermath? Still unknown
Indeed, and quite unfortunately, The “Invasion” parade is only really fun if you are tipsy, quite wasted or abnormally obsessed with beads. Until next year, then! Arrrghhhh
Stay tuned, though: I will collect drunken tales from those who stayed with the sexy pirates that never made it to the parade. We shall know soon enough what they actually wound up doing…and hope we’ll laugh ’til our tummies hurt from reading them stories. Halla!
PS – my sexy pirate costume never got in on time. That’s probably why I didn’t have as much fun, too…